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| 08:04pm 23/06/2008 |
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So my dad and I are considering going to Memphis for a few days. We are going to Beale Street and I want to see the Civil Right Museum, but of course the main attraction (especially for my father) is Graceland. The other day I bought some bananas from the grocery and I thought to myself "Elvis loved fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches...I would like to make one." So I found a recipe online. It is as follows:
1 small ripe banana
2 slices white bread
3 tablespoons peanut butter
2 tablespoons butter
In a small bowl, mash to banana with the back of a spoon. Toast the bread ligh
tly. Spread the peanut butter on one slice of toast and the mashed banana on t
he other. Fry the sandwich in melted butter until each side is golden brown.
Cut diagonally and serve hot. 3 TABLESPOONS OF PEANUT BUTTER TO ONE SLICE OF BREAD. I TRIED to use all 3 tablespoons to get the authentic feel of it but God Almighty it was vulgar. I swallowed one bite of that hot melted butter goodness and my stomach exploded. I couldn't even eat one whole half let alone the entire sandwich. I feel like I MIGHT throw up. But it was fucking worth it. The peanut butter gets hot and runnyish and the melted butter saturates into EVERYTHING. IT IS DISGUSTING AND ALSO FUCKING MAGNIFICENT. If I was the King of Rock and fucking Roll I would've eaten a million of those a day JUST LIKE ELVIS.
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| I HATE CLEANING I AM LOSING MY MIND |
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| 02:20am 30/04/2008 |
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Dear Bedroom,
Why are you so messy? Why are there books, movies, clothes, and other miscellaneous shit scattered all over you? Why are you such a sloppy bitch? You should not let your junk hang out all over the place like that. You look used up, like a whore.
Signed,
Your frustrated and tired tenant
Dear Frustrated and Tired,
I would not be so messy if it weren't for you. Your lack of stamina an inability to be organized at all has caused this. You have brought this upon yourself. Do you think I enjoy items being strewn all over me at random? I don't. Thank you for finally taking the time to clean me up. You are the messiest human being in this house. The cat told me. Watch your step or I will cave in on you.
Forever Yours,
Neglected Bedroom
Dear dog,
Why do you lay in the middle of my floor for me to trip over? You lay and you sleep and you snore while I try and take laundry to the laundry room, or move things to and from certain points and I consistently fall over you. There is an entire house to sleep in and you pick the room with the most activity going on to take your slumber. Why must you vex me so? You want me to fall and break my ankle/legs/neck don't you? I see your ways and I don't like them. You and bedroom are on my shit list.
No love,
Your Owner
Dear Owner,
Did it ever occur to you that I am by nature man's best friend? I long to be near you. You are the one that keeps stepping on my feet. You have two legs not four and walk upright. Are you not God's most intelligent creation? Your brain is large enough to know that you should not step on the large snoring thing in the middle of the floor. I am convinced those funny squares with the leaves that have funny markings on them that you call books are just treats that you leave laying around for me to gnaw on and do not increase your intelligence. If you step on me again I will bite you.
woof,
dog
p.s. don't trust the cat |
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| Rick Pitino |
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| 10:35pm 04/04/2008 |
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Rick Pitino did a great job at Bill Keightley's memorial service. I no longer have as much h8 for him as I did.
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| I love Selection Sunday |
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| 06:49pm 16/03/2008 |
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So, UK was seeded 11 in the South Region. My last memory of UK playing Marquette is not a good one. I can now release the breath that I held until I heard UK was in. I hate the fact that I felt that way and IT BETTER NOT EVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
And, March Madness just began and Billy Packer is already sucking the ACC's dick. Some things never change.
In my opinion the East is maybe the toughest region. UNC, Tenn., UofL, Oklahoma, etc. I am going to have a hard time counting Arkansas out in the tournament. I think it may be my bias in favor of Pelphrey, but I thought they had a good run in the SEC tournament. I feel like Tennessee is a little bit over-rated. Maybe that is just because I think Pearl is a giant asshole, because he is. Sorry to say.
Fuck Kansas I refuse to jump on the Kansas dick sucking band wagon. Memphis ehhhh I dunno.
Fuck Duke also, of course.
I love March Madness. |
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| Just for the record: |
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| 02:34pm 15/03/2008 |
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Basketball is not a contact sport.
Running over an offensive player while you are playing defense during an in-bounds pass should be a foul.
Especially when it's right in front of both refs.
Also,
Thank you Perry Stevenson for costing us the game. You stupid fuck.
EDIT:
Actually, Thank you Perry Stevenson for getting that technical. It was totally worth it after that bullshit no-call. THAT THEY SHOWED ON REPLAY 100 TIMES.
I AM SO PISSED MY LIFE IS OVER. |
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| 05:26am 15/03/2008 |
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I always want to remember this. Even though I'm pissed off, this was the most insane shit I've ever seen while watching a basketball game.
I heard on ESPN a couple of hours ago that the SEC is thinking about a co-champion this year. This makes me want to vomit, but after reading the article on CNN.com and learning that downtown Atlanta is pretty much fucked up I understand why they cancelled UK's game.
And yes, I am still awake waiting for them to announce when they will play.
Still fuck tornados tho. |
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| I AM PISSED OFF |
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| 11:47pm 14/03/2008 |
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THE SEC TOURNAMENT ORGANIZERS CAN LICK MY ASSHOLE.
WHAT A GREAT FUCKING IDEA TO POSTPONE THE GAME UNTIL TOMORROW. THAT WAY THE WINNER OF TOMORROWS GAME CAN GET MAYBE 2 HOURS OF REST BEFORE THEY HAVE TO PLAY THE NEXT GAME.
FUCK TORNADOS.
FUCK THE SEC.
FUCK THIS. I AM PISSED OFF. |
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| Hello Life Journal |
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| 02:31am 21/02/2008 |
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I just wrote two papers so I figured while I'm in the writing mood I will write in my livejournal.
There is no word to describe how full of bullshit the papers I just churned out are.
I missed class today because I slept through my alarm. How is this possible? Did I do it subconsciously? Usually if I'm going to skip school I make up my mind the night before so I can sleep peacefully and be like FUCK YOU SCHOOL I AM NOT GOING TO YOU TODAY but I swear last night I didn't do that. I would tell you if I did livejournal because you are nobody. You are not a person and you do not judge me. I never sleep through my alarm. Why did I do it this morning? I wonder about things like this.
Tomorrow is Thursday which means Friday there is no school which means tomorrow is like Friday to me. TGIT. Right?
I hear it is going to ice about a thousand inches. I wish this was going to happen on a night before I had school the next day so maybe I could excited about maybe getting a snow/ice? day. Fuck you world and weather.
I only write in my livejournal about weather and basketball and how much I hate my parents and school. School and weather are out of the way and that only leaves basketball and parents.
UK gives me seizures all the time. They do good things and bad things and I wish I didn't care but I end up watching every game. Then I wish I hadn't and I want to pluck my eyes out and rend my clothing.
I do not hate my parents.
I really like Barak Obama. I want him to beat Hillary because I hate her wrinkled face. She is an ice queen bitch and I'm only saying that because it is true. I wish someone would tell her, "You are an ice queen snow bitch. Your vagina is cold and desolate and plz go home." Barak Obama makes me think of that movie Deep Impact where Morgan Freeman was president. I bet if he gets elected there will be a comet.
There was a lunar eclipse tonight and the world didn't end. I wish it did and maybe I wouldn't have had to finish my paper. Is that messed up?
GOODNIGHT. |
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| SNOW |
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| 10:23am 13/02/2008 |
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My classes were all canceled yesterday and today my first class is delayed so I just woke up. It makes me more tired than when I wake up at my regular time. Why? |
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| 10:21pm 12/02/2008 |
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i've never in my entire life been humiliated to be a UK fan until now. this is ridiculous. i give up. |
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| Hello LJ |
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| 11:37pm 10/02/2008 |
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its cold as hillary clinton's vagina outside. thinking about this makes me want to cry for the homeless people. i have thoughts like these because i'm warm in my bed. I should be reading about queen anne but the truth is; i don't give a fuck about queen anne. she was sort of interesting because she had a thousand miscarriages and everyone thought she was stupid. she probably was. i don't know her. no one on this planet knows her because she died a really long time ago which leads me to my next point...
FUCK my british literature/history class. I really like it sometimes. My professors are funny and they tell funny stories but I really feel like that by the end of it I am going to know more about England than is comfortable to know. I don't need to know that Charles II's dick was really big. Is it going to be on the test? I wanted to ask that question during class but I also want people (my teachers) to take me seriously. God save the queen.
this journal entry is fail. |
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| 07:53pm 30/01/2008 |
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I just rubbed my eyes and it made one of my contacts folded over and it fucking HURT |
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| I should be getting ready for school but... |
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| 08:30am 23/01/2008 |
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I am lazy bones this morning. And I'm probably going to be kind of late. Fuck.
I really like going to school. It makes me feel like I have something to look forward to, and gives me something else to focus on that's outside of my home situation which is really healthy.
I really like that I got to see Stevi, Kristina, and Trisha the other night.
I think it's pretty safe to say that even though I'm still working on things I am on my way to not being a hermit anymore. Everyone who tried to get me out of the house over the past two years who I kept denying repeatedly I'm sorry. Sometimes I have to do things on my own time. Now who wants to go see Atonement with me? Pretty plzzzz...
Also, even though I'm all excited about all this shit in my life right now I can safely say that tonight is going to be the most exciting thing to happen to me all week probably; the premiere of that show Moment of Truth. FUCK YES. PLEASE LET ME WATCH MORE REALITY TV AND ALSO WATCH PEOPLE RUIN THEIR LIVES/MARRIAGES/REPUTATIONS FOR MONEY.
R.I.P. Heath Ledger. |
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| 06:12pm 12/01/2008 |
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Thanks UK basketball for finally giving me something this season to be happy about. |
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